Several of Norway’s famous landmarks are named after trolls and Trollpikken is by far one of the weirdest, and certainly memorable.
Norway really is fascinated by Trolls. In Odda they have the Troll Tongue (Trolltunga). Nedstrand has the Troll’s Wife (Himakånå). Åndalsnes has the Troll’s Wall (Trollveggen). And last but not least, Egersund has the Troll’s Dick (Trollpikken).
I’ve been to some amusing places around the world and it has come to my attention that a few of them have something striking in common. To put it politely, they all pay homage to the male anatomy. There was the time I visited the Penis Museum in Reykjavik, sought out the ‘sexiest’ tomb in Pere-Lachaise Cemetery, and now added to the list is Trollpikken in Norway.
If you’re interested in visiting Trollpikken, the region’s ‘crowning jewel’, or simply want to know more about this geological oddity, here’s everything you need to know:
The 2017 vandal controversy
In June 2017, some boneheaded vandals destroyed Trollpikken by chopping it completely off. It’s a huge rock so whoever did it, did so with rigorous planning and industrial tools in tow. Since the culprits were never caught, their motive remains a mystery. I’m sure Freud would have attributed this attempted annihilation to penis envy, but I reckon it was nothing more than plain, ol’ foolery.
Thankfully, after a successful crowdfunding campaign, a group of local people worked hard to wedge it back together. The, erm, re-erection required the implementation of steel rods so it’s now stronger than ever, and has become an amusing symbol for the potency of Norwegian nature!
How to get there
The drive from Stavanger took us around 1 hour 30 minutes. The hike begins at a dedicated parking lot in the Geomagma Park at Sletteidveien, north of Egersund.
Hiking to Trollpikken
The hike to Trollpikken is relatively short and easy but no less enjoyable. The trail is easy to follow – just under 2 km one way and clearly signposted. If you’re looking to do some light, easy, hiking this route is perfect for you.
It’s not like the hiking routes to many other rock formations in Norway, such as Kjerag, Preikestolen and Trolltunga which take much longer and requite a certain level of fitness.
The scenic trail makes its way through grassy paths, home to large Jurassic-style boulders scattered all around. The boulders have been around for thousands of centuries, and occurred in the form we see today after being lifted, carried, and left in place by the ice during the last Ice Age.
En route we passed a small but picturesque waterfall and stopped to take some photos. The weather was super nice, and surprisingly there was hardly anyone else around. The complete absence of people or man-made structures made it feel like we had time-travelled back in time to the prehistoric ages. It’s the kind of place where you can imagine dinosaurs roaming wild once upon a time.
The whole area reminded me of a larger-scale version of Brimham Rocks in North Yorkshire. The place has become a Mecca for rock climbers in the UK, and I used to love visiting as a kid. Norway’s Geomagma Park is, however, much bigger and in more ways than one. Wink, wink.
Catching our first glimpse of Trollpikken
It didn’t take long until we turned a corner and caught a flash of the phallic-shaped oddity peeking out from between a large mass of rocks. Nature never ceases to amaze, particularly in Norway.
It’s an amusing sight by any standards and we all burst out laughing like mischievous school kids. Such things never grow old.
Climbing up to Trollpikken
We raced over as fast as we could and soon found ourselves standing underneath the giant phullus wondering how exactly we could get on top of it. The boys included.
Without any climbing skills, the average person might find it a bit tricky. However, where there’s a will there’s a way as they say. Ale found a route that we both scrambled up and Ruchi and Vas were happy to stay below the monolith and offered their photography services instead.
Now, I’m not going to lie, climbing on top of a humongous phallus did make me feel wildly excited. Sorry Vas! Also, judging by Ale’s grin, he enjoyed the momentary feeling of being stupendously well-endowed. I mean, how can anyone not like this thing? It’s hilarious!
After we clamoured back down, and the main attraction had been seen, tried, and conquered, it was time to turn back to the car the way we came. I think we all felt impressed and equally amused by what Mother Nature had revealed to us that day. It certainly did not disappoint.
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Accommodation in & around Stavanger
I recommend using Stavanger as your based from which to visit Trollpikken. It’s a great city with lots of attractions and culinary offerings. Plus, it’s also very close to Pulpit Rock which no trip to Stavanger is complete without.
Accommodation options are aplenty, but I personally recommend Clarion Collection Hotel Skagen Brygge. Situated in a prime location along the picturesque harbour, this hotel offers a unique blend of comfort, convenience, and a touch of maritime charm.
If you’d prefer to be out of the city, Sola Strand Hotel provides a coastal retreat just outside Stavanger (and only 2km from the airport). This historic hotel offers comfortable rooms, a private beach, and serene views of the North Sea. Even if you’re not staying here, I suggest strolling along the beach and heading here for lunch. Yum, yum.
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Your mention of Brimham Rocks reminds me that this was how I first came across The Culture Map. I climbed at Brimham Rocks in the late 70s and several years ago when I was looking up Brimham Rocks on the internet I stumbled across you. Have been following your interesting travels ever since.
Hi Nigel! I’m glad this has brought back memories from over 30 years ago! If you’re ever back in England, I reckon a trip back to Brimham Rocks should be on your list! Thanks for reading and I hope you’re having a great summer : )
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